What's this, a new diet? Wow, I like this! Hmm. All you can eat just not this, and none of that. Sounds good. Recipes too! And look at the picture of those women. Boy, I want to look like that. I certainly look like crap now. Maybe this is the answer. I think it really is. Lose all the weight you want to lose and eat all you want - what's not to like about that?
I guess I'll start on Monday. No, maybe Tuesday is better.
Well, it's Labor Day weekend soon. Maybe I better start after that. Or, better yet, give myself a break until school starts and the kids are settled in.
So maybe I'll start in a month. That will still give me plenty of time before Christmas. I should be skinny by then.
