Cake? Did someone say cake?
Make no mistake.
A piece of cake does not make for losing a lot of weight.
What’s more,
two pieces of cake take the cake for losing a lot of weight.
Which just shows that
losing a lot of weight isn’t a piece of cake.
So if losing a lot of weight is your slice of cake,
what sacrifices are you willing to make?
What will help you put the icing on the cake
so you can be the one who is losing a lot of weight?
Why don’t you try giving yourself a break
from feelings that make you fall for cake,
especially if losing a lot of weight
is the cake you want to bake.
The way to make losing a lot of weight be a piece of cake
is to not go off half-baked.
Put a brake
on those feelings that lead to cake.
Don’t let them cake you up,
and make it so you ache to take it.
And remember:
It’s always best for losing a lot of weight
when you can have your cake
—and eat it too.
So rise (cake reference)
to the occasion
and put in (cake pun: pudding)
what you have to,
and you can turn losing a lot of weight
into a piece of cake
—after all.